Dear Diary, There is nothing more embarrassing than your husband walking in on you, lying down with your face turned up towards the ceiling, arms spread out wide like you are about to make snow-angels on your bed, with your eyes and lips protruding from under your creepy/crazy looking face mask, that plead with him…… Continue reading Dear Diary: Help My Poor, Aging, Sun-Damaged Skin!
Dear Diary, Today is my 30th Birthday! As a kid, this was the age I always wished I could be because I thought that 30 meant having all your sh*t together, killing it in your dream career, and being married to whoever you chose in the game of MASH you played with your middle school…… Continue reading 30 Lessons I’ve Learned Before 30
Dear Diary, There is this woman that I know who, lately, is just bugging the sh** out of me! She constantly has something negative to say, many times for no good reason. Just the other day, she told me that I need to cleanup my house better because its always a mess! She followed me…… Continue reading Dear Diary: Help Me Silence My Inner B****
Dear Diary, I have a secret to tell you….and up until now, it has seriously been one of my BIGGEST SECRETS EVER. I am seriously a sweaty lady. Don’t laugh…I honestly cannot help it. At all. I’ve tried tons of products and deodorants. It seems like a lot of them are either not strong enough,…… Continue reading The BEST Deodorant For Super Sweaty Ladies
Dear Diary, My huz and I have NEVER been into Valentines Day! In the 18 years we’ve known each other, we have never elected to participate, not because we (more like I) am a cheapskate sometimes, but because we have just never really got into it. Buuuuut, the last few years, I have enjoyed using…… Continue reading 6 Tips For Hosting A Gal-entines Get Together
Dear Diary, If I had a dollar for every time I started a diet and didn’t follow through….I’d have about a solid fifty bucks. Maybe more. Seriously. Dieting is NOT my thing. It’s hard. It takes dedication. It takes discipline. It makes you uncomfortable.I like things that are fun, yummy, easy, fast. Like street tacos.…… Continue reading Make A Green Fruit & Veggie Smoothie
Dear Diary, 2017 was honestly an AWESOME year for me and my family. We have all reached so many goals and it felt so good to celebrate together. My husband started the year by becoming a Training Officer at his station. He also began writing again. My daughter moved up a level in ballet and…… Continue reading 2018 Goal-Digger